The Confusing Conch of Caulking
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OFP the ultimate dad simulator
did you do your homework
my fantasy football team
gonna be cutbacks at the firm this year
*just eats a plastic bag full of $.89c tacos for dinner*
you know who else wanted an ear piercing? your sister. you know who has a baby out of wedlock? thats right. your sister
we need to have a talk about the cigarettes i found in your car when i took it for an oil change
CONTACT!! slow-cooked barbecue at 3 o clock! haha just some military jargon kids
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omourningstar-deactivated202012:
I will never understand why people create whole ass fantasy worlds and still oppress women in those worlds.
Like, you can have dragons, but not basic respect for women? Boring. Tired. Basic and sexist.
In my campaign I made sure every single person knew that any form of bigotry and sexual assault does not exist in my world. Even the most evil of evil people feel that way.
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Would you like your hiss in grey, charcoal, black, or midnight?
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watchmojo: That moment when you meet the Watchmojo lady 😱
“can you do the intro for us….?”
“…please?”
imagine meeting celebrities and they geek out over you lol
it was so nice of the watchmojo lady to do an interview with her fans
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dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk
the reviews are in,,,,,,,im so fucking sorry
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Stabbys great grand pappy, Slashy
highlighting @werewolf-boi ’s threatening tags
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